Riding bikes makes you happy.
A team of researchers from Clemson and UPenn made this important discovery in 2014 while analyzing how different modes of transportation affect our moods.
But there’s one thing that can ruin any cyclist’s joyride: a wet seat 🙁
Back when I rode my bike to school I would dread the soggy backside that awaited me in the bike cage. While I shook my fist at the heavens I would often wonder, “Why hasn’t anyone solved this problem???”
Problem Solved 🙂
As it turns out, my friend Melissa Prestinario has solved this problem. Forever. No more wet butts.
She invented the Seat-Slicker seat cover and now sells them online to cyclists everywhere. I’ll let her tell you a bit more about this amazing product:
Seat-Slicker is the first fashionable and waterproof bicycle seat cover. It protects your posterior and adds personality to your ride. The colors and patterns were custom created for you and evoke joy.
Solar is a warm summer day. It’s a new sun dress and fresh tan lines. It’s riding no hands down a big hill and snapping a selfie with sunspots reflecting off your lemon-flavored italian ice.
Sky is a day at the beach. Lapis blue water rolling up to sand and reflecting in the air. It’s a ride along the boardwalk with a stop at your favorite ice cream shop. The smell of the waves blends with sweet pistachio and you are enveloped in pure bliss.
Midnight is traditional. It’s as rich and timeless as Chanel No.5. Your mind wanders on a moonless night as owls fly silently among the trees.
Dusk is a ride through birch trees on a misty gray evening. It’s chilly yet exhilarating. Even as the temperature falls, your mood rises up when you think of the fireplace back home.
Ridge is a hardcore ride. It’s paving new paths in the woods through green ferns and dark trees. Look to your left, and you’ll see the salmon jumping out of the wild river to cheer you on as you push yourself up a rugged mountain trail.
There’s nothing like a bike ride to transport you to years gone by or new adventures. It brings out the kid in all of us. It symbolizes individual freedom to go wherever you want to go. And now with Seat-Slicker, you can enjoy all of that even on a rainy day.
Creating my own custom fabrics and prints brought me so much happiness. Every aspect was thoughtfully selected from the perfect Pantone color to the lines, dots and curves. I was proud to bring something to market that was loved by the consumer and also functional to provide protection for their saddle and clothes. Dress your bike up, dress it down, change its personality. Ride in the rain and look good doing it. I hope you will love Seat-Slicker as much as I do.
Get yours now!
What else do you need to know? Even the most aesthetically strict hipster can find the right Seat-Slicker to protect their seat and keep those cheeks dry!
Seat-Slicker is officially SnakTak Certified to increase your happiness levels by at least 5%*.
*as long as you use it properly and responsibly. These statements have not been evaluated by any doctors, lawyers, mystics, priests, or yogis.